Welcome in the WHITE TRASH EVENT!!!!

You've been to our Global Warming Parties, you've warmed yourself beside our fires at most major events....you know you love us, AND WE KNOW how to throw a good party!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Disaster Area is Proud to Present their next fundraising event of the SUMMER!!

White trash 3: Trailer trash.

The 3rd annual incarnation of the redneck night market invasion party has been expanded to 2 full days of fucked up debauchery!!!!
for only $25
Friday, June 20 thru Sunday June 22th.

***psst...buy your tickets here....buy them NOW... disasterarea.tempco.org

FRIDAY night's gunna be more on the mellow side as we roll in the trailers from far and wide---if you have a trailer contact Lummox daniel_s at shaw dot ca We'se gunna create our own trailer park so we can feel all at home like!

Things really ramp on on SATURDAY Afternoon!

On the 'To Do' list will be:::

~Will it mow. (wall mounted lawn mower to throw things in)
~Will it throw. (play catch with catapults that can throw things the size of...cats)
~Will it microwave.(you know all those things you're not supposed to microwave... here's your chance)


Saturday NIGHT is the annual invasion of the Richmond Night Market! Put on yer cowboy hat, yer wife beater n boots and cruise the good ol night market for tentacles on a stick and glowy stuff's that you'll never use, or eat. It's worth the journey...and there's safety in numbers!!! 8 till 10pm ish.

When you've had yer fill of squiggly food and blinky toys, bring it right back to the Trailer Park baby and dance yer pants off to the two sound systems that'll be set up and even see some live bands in Full White Trash Action! We're gonna have our own Front Porch n Everythin!

If'n ya git hungry from all the shennanigans...donchyou worry! We'se gonna feed ya too! That's right kids, we're roasting up a whole PIG...nuthin says white trash like the sight of a big ol pig on a spit! There'll be extras akutrimonts to add on...or heck! Bring yer own to add n share with folks! Ya'll love pot lucks right?! We'se gonna have ourselves a good ol' fashioned white trash picnic!

If ya git thirsty there'll be a bar onsight with $3 beers and a gas powered blender, 25CC 2 stroke, making yer favourite drink! Mmmm...I'm thirsty just thinking bout it! Don't fergit that you kin add yer beer cans to the local art scene (on site) or create yer very own beer gardin too!

Did I mention that there's a real live flush terlit in the garden area?
Yup.
I ain't shittin ya.
There is.
And it works!

If'n yer chilly into the night there'll be a big ol bonfire to warm yer booties by after you git outta dat hot tub.

What would Disaster Area be with out some true explosions and fire! Yup. We gots dat too and we ain't shy to show it off! We'se made sum new toyz since our last party and we wants to show em off to ya! But we ain't gonna tell ya what they is...you gots to come and find out fer yerself! Heck, we may even let you shoot something off!

Now here's the deal...you gots to BUY yer tickets in advance. Jes go to dis lil website here::::

disasterarea.tempco.org

and buy yer tickets.

Come Early....Stay Late!
GIT ER DONE!
Click on the damn link
disasterarea.tempco.org
We're gunna sell out YO!
You know we always do...don't leave it to the last minnit cause I know ya will!

Git yer wife beaters, cowboy hats n boots on n GIT over here ya hear???

The Crew at Disaster Area!!!